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Why So Rude?

Pairing(s): Sehun/Luhan, Kris/Tao
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Romance
Warning(s): Language, mpreg
Length: oneshot
Summary:In which Oh Sehun, the boy next door, dreams of marrying Luhan, the prettiest boy on the block. Except Luhan’s father, Kris Wu Yifan would prefer to jump off a cliff than let that happen.
A/N: The result of my love for Magic!'s Rude and Archie comics. Small mentions of sex and mpreg so please take note!


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Tattoos, Permanent and Temporary (Final)

Author: sweettvxqfan 
Characters: U-kiss
Genre: comedy, crack
Length: Twoshot 
Summary: Dongho wants a tattoo for his 18th birthday, but Soohyun is strongly against it. However, the tables are turned when the group finds out that Soohyun has a tattoo. Meanwhile, Kevin’s sister Deana gives her brother a semi-permanent tattoo pen as a gift, and Kevin might be having too much fun with it.
A/N: I do not own anything, except the plot. It's my first time writing about U-Kiss. Hope y'all like it. Leave comments to tell me how I'm doing!


The next morning, a piercing yell was heard from Eli’s room. Hoon, who always gets up the earliest, barged into Eli’s room. “What? What? What is it?”

Eli, half naked with his hair disheveled, pointed to his nipple and screamed. “Look!” Hoon leaned in and saw that someone had drawn a flower around Eli’s left nipple.

“Is that…a flower?” Hoon asked, peering in closely.

“That’s just it! Why do I have a flower around my nipple?!” Eli said, clearly freaking out.

“Well, I told you several times not to sleep half-naked…”

“That’s not the point! Point is, why and how did I get this?!” Eli said, rubbing the area around his nipple, but the flower doesn’t seem to go anywhere.

“I’ve got a pretty good idea as to who it is.” Hoon said, burrowing his eyebrows.

Eli turned to look at Hoon. “Yeah…me too.”

At that moment, the two boys barged into Kevin’s room and shook the whole bed till Kevin woke up. “Mum! Let me sleep!” Kevin yelled.

“I’m not your mum but I will be soon unless you come up with a good explanation for this!” Hoon pointed at Eli’s nipple. Kevin opened one eye as he rubbed the other. Kevin smirked. “Hey Eli, do you like it?”

“You did this? Kevin! Why did you draw on my nipple?!”

“Your nipple was the only thing sticking out at night aside from your head! Where else do you want me to draw? On your head?”

“Wait, you went into Eli’s room to draw tattoos on him?” Hoon asked in disbelief.

“Yeah, I wanted to try out my tattoo pen.”

“Why didn’t you try it on yourself?!”

“I did.” Kevin rolled up his pajama sleeve to reveal lots more tattoos all over his arm. “I can’t draw with my left hand anyways.”

“You drew in the dark?!” Eli half-screamed.

“Yeah, it wasn’t that hard. Your nipples pretty much stand up at night anyways.” Eli clenched his fist and shut his eyes, trying to resist the urge to go sumo wrestler on Kevin. Kevin simply stuck out his tongue and said “Why? Don’t tell me it turns you on.” Kevin got out of bed and sauntered leisurely into the bathroom.

“Since when did Kevin become so bold?” Hoon said, shaking his head in disbelief. Eli ran his fingers through his hair in angry frustration and growled as he left the room. Hoon knocked on Soohyun’s room door. Wait till I tell him what Kevin did to Eli.

Hoon barged in without waiting for a reply and shook Soohyun up. Soohyun maybe the responsible leader, but in the morning he is anything but responsible. “Wake up!” Hoon said, slapping Soohyun’s bum. He tore off Soohyun’s blanket only to reveal Soohyun in boxers and…a tattoo on his calf?

“OH MY GOD!!!!” This time it was Hoon’s turn to scream, and by this time everyone was awake. Even lazy Dongho got up. Everyone rushed to Soohyun’s room just in time to see Hoon point his finger at Soohyun’s calf and scream “YOU HAVE A TATTOO??!!”

“What??!! Soohyun hyung!” Dongho exclaimed in disbelief. Soohyun immediately pulled the sheets to cover his dragon tattoo. He stared at his members, all looking at him as if they saw an alien.

“Um…I can explain…”

“You had better! Explain to me how you can get a tattoo but I can’t!” Dongho crossed his arms. Words cannot express the intense fury he felt.

“Alright, alright. Everyone let Soohyun hyung change and meet us outside okay? Now everyone move move move.” Hoon ushered everyone out of the room, but not before glaring at Soohyun. “You’d better come up with a good explanation for this.”

A couple of minutes later, Soohyun emerged from his room and all the members gathered in the living room to hear Soohyun’s explanation.

“How and when did you get this tattoo?” Aj asked. Kiseop wrapped an arm around Dongho to calm the boy down.

“I got it when I was still in JYP Ent. But I have a good reason for this!”

“What is it then?” Dongho asked bitterly.

“Well, back then I had a huge crush on this girl who was also training with me. She said that if I would get a tattoo to prove how manly I was she would go out with me.”

“And?” Kevin urged for him to continue his story.

“She still didn’t go out with me. And I had already gotten a tattoo by then.”

“Tsk tsk…Shin Soohyun, I am ashamed of you.” Dongho clicked his tongue. “And you wouldn’t let me get one!”

Soohyun hung his head low. “I know Dongho, and I’m sorry. But I didn’t want you to get one because I didn’t want you to regret it like I did.”

“Yeah, Dongho, tattoos are permanent. If you really want one we’re not gonna stop you but once you do and you hate it, there’s no going back.” Hoon said.

“If not, you can just get Kevin to do it for you.” Eli said, glaring at Kevin.

“Whoa, whoa…what does Kevin have to do with anything?” Soohyun asked, switching into leader-mode.

“He drew a flower on my nipple while I was sleeping WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!” Eli half-screamed at Kevin.

“A flower on your nipple? Awesome!” Dongho said, only to be shut by Kiseop.

“Kevin! What do you think you’re doing?” Soohyun said, staring at Kevin. Kevin bit his lip. “Well, since we’re on the topic of confessions, Eli wasn’t the only person I drew on last night.”

Hoon stared at Aj’s neck. He lifted Aj’s blonde ponytail and gasped. “You drew on Aj too?!” “What?!” Aj stood up and faced the mirror, and surely on the back of his neck, Kevin had drawn a cat face. “KEVIN!!” Aj hollered.

“Erm…I think our manager is calling. Uh, I’ll get going.” Kevin dashed out the dorm with Eli and Aj tailing him close.

TWO WEEKS LATER

“So have you decided what you want for your birthday tomorrow?” Kiseop asked Dongho.

“Not yet, but I’ve decided not to get the tattoo.”

“Really? Why?” Kiseop asked.

“I thought about what Soohyun and Hoon hyung said, and well, They’re just looking out for me, so I guess I wouldn’t want something permanent without feeling strongly enough about it.” Dongho said.

“Aw…I’m so proud. Our baby is all grown up!” Kiseop hugged Dongho tightly. “And just so you know, removing it is worse. Look how much pain Soohyun is in.”

A few days ago, Soohyun scheduled an appointment with the doctor to have his dragon tattoo removed. It hurt him afterwards and even things like walking or simple movements was tough.

“Yeah, and look how much trouble the obsession with tattooing got Kevin hyung in.” Dongho continued. Aj and Eli didn’t beat Kevin to a pulp like they had originally wanted, but they did confiscate Kevin’s tattoo pen and made Kevin do all the chores in the dorm. Kevin has been scrubbing dishes and making up beds. Even Soohyun agreed that Kevin needed to be punished.

“Well, it’ll be a while before we talk about tattoos again.” Kiseop said, breathing a sigh of relief. Then, their manager came into the dorm with an excited expression.

“Guys, I have just thought of an amazing concept for your next comeback!”

“What is it?” Hoon asked.

“It’s gonna be epic and I’ve got something that’ll raise it even higher!”

“What?” Dongho asked.

“How about tattoos?”



Tattoos, Permanent and Temporary (Part 1)

Author: sweettvxqfan 
Characters: U-kiss
Genre: comedy, crack
Length: Twoshot 
Summary: Dongho wants a tattoo for his 18th birthday, but Soohyun is strongly against it. However, the tables are turned when the group finds out that Soohyun has a tattoo. Meanwhile, Kevin’s sister Deana gives her brother a semi-permanent tattoo pen as a gift, and Kevin might be having too much fun with it.
A/N: I do not own anything, except the plot. It's my first time writing about U-Kiss. Hope y'all like it. Leave comments to tell me how I'm doing!


Kiseop flipped the calendar in U-Kiss’s Japanese dorm and his eyes skimmed through the dates. “Oh, Dongho’s birthday is in a couple of days!” He exclaimed. And I haven’t gotten him a gift yet. Darn it.

Kiseop knocked on Dongho’s room door, and he heard a soft reply, “Come in.” Kiseop entered and saw the maknae sitting on his bed playing video games. Kiseop rolled his eyes, If I had enough money I’d buy him a stack of video games. No wait, I’ll be spoiling him if I do so.

“Dongho-yah,” Kiseop called. “It’s your birthday in a couple of days. What do you want?”

“Why do you wanna know?” Dongho queried him. “Is it because you haven’t gotten me anything yet?” Dongho gasped and put on an incredibly fake shocked expression. “Hyung! How could you do this to your favourite dongsaeng!”

Kiseop growled a little, “You want a present or not?”

“Alright fine. I do know what I want but it’s a bit…outta my league.”

“That’s ok. What is it? I’ll pay for it.”

“Really?” Dongho threw in his infamous puppy-dog eyes.

“Really. Now, what is it?”

“It’s a……tattoo.”

Kiseop stared at the maknae who is now biting his lip nervously. Kiseop’s jaw automatically dropped open. “You want a what?”

“Tattoo.” Dongho said, his voice becoming small all of a sudden.

“Of all the things to choose for your birthday,” Kiseop began, “Why in heaven’s name, do you want a tattoo?”

“Because I’m turning 18! I’m finally an adult! I can drink, I can drive, I can even get married if I want to!” Kiseop immediately shot Dongho the how-dare-you stare and Dongho put his hands up in defense. “Not that I want to, I’m just saying.”

“Continue.” Kiseop said.

“Besides, have you seen the tattoos on Jaejoong hyung from JYJ? It looks so cool! I want one like that!” Dongho said, pulling on Kiseop’s arm and putting on his aegyo face.

“Dongho, I’m not against tattoos or anything, but first of all what are you going to tattoo? These things are permanent. And they hurt like hell.”

“I was thinking of putting on U-KISS across my back like Jaejoong hyung did with TVXQ. Wouldn’t it be cool?” Dongho said, pulling on another aegyo face.

“As flattered as I think the whole group would be, I’m not sure if this is necessarily a good idea…” Kiseop started. Dongho let go of his arm and started his little maknae temper. “HYUNG! You said you would pay for it! I WANT A TATTOO!!”

Dongho started bouncing on the bed and flailing his arms like a little kid who couldn’t get the candy she wanted. Dongho knew that his baby-temper would annoy Kiseop. And he was right. Kiseop groaned and said, “Fine! I’ll pay, but only if Soohyun hyung agrees to this.”

“Really? Don’t worry about Soohyun hyung. I know how to wager with him.” Dongho said, excitedly and jumped off the bed to look for Soohyun. Kiseop smiled a crooked smile. That will save my money. There is no way Soohyun will agree to this. I guess I’d better look for another gift.

Kiseop was absolutely right. Soohyun didn’t just disagree, he actually yelled at Dongho for even thinking about it in the first place.

“Soohyun hyung…”

“No way. Absolutely no. You are not getting a tattoo.”

“Why not? All the others have one!”

“Well that’s because they don’t have a hyung like me! I repeat, Shin Dongho, there is no way in heaven or earth you will get a tattoo.”

“Hyung!”

“End of discussion.” Soohyun said as he went into his room and locked the door. Dongho grunted and stomped into his room and slammed his own door. Kiseop passed by the room as he heard a whisper of curses coming out of the soon-to-be 18 year old’s room.

“What’s the fuss about?” Aj asked, taking his earpiece out and joining Kiseop in the kitchen. Kiseop explained the whole thing to Aj, and Aj simply shook his head. “I’d agree with Soohyun hyung though. I’m terrified of needles.” Aj said.

Just then, a knock came on the front door. Aj answered it and a very excited Kevin literally bounced in. “Hey, Kev. How’s the meeting with your sister?” Kiseop asked.

“It was awesome. Check this out!” Kevin took out a pen from his pocket and showed it to his hyungs.

“It’s a pen.” Aj said nonchalantly.

“Not just any old pen. It’s a semi-permanent tattoo pen!”

“Semi-permanent tattoo pen?” Kiseop and Aj repeated, looking at the pen carefully.

“Yeah, the same kind used to draw our tattoos in Binguel Binguel. My sis got it for me from San Francisco.” Kevin sang in that tell-tale sing-song voiced he always used when mentioning his hometown.

“What are you gonna do with this?” Aj asked.

“No clue yet, but I’m gonna have a lotta fun with this!” Kevin took off his jacket and ran into the next room going “Eli……”

Aj looked at Kiseop, “Should we be worried about this? Kevin’s got the ‘kid in a candy store’ look in his eyes. You know how crazed he can be once he gets a new toy to play with.”

Kiseop simply muttered. “What’s it with these guys and tattoos anyways?”

The next morning, the group woke up to eat breakfast. Dongho poured himself a glass of milk and proceeded to sit next to Kiseop, eyes trying to avoid Soohyun. Kiseop couldn’t tell if it was because Dongho was afraid or mad at Soohyun because of the whole tattoo incident.

Kevin came into the room. “Morning guys.”

Kiseop looked at Kevin and said “Kevin, you have a butterfly on your neck.”

Dongho peered at Kevin’s neck and gasped. “That’s no butterfly, that’s a tattoo!” The whole table of people stopped and stared and Soohyun nearly slammed his fist on the table. Luckily, Hoon stopped him.

“Kevin! What have you done to yourself?” Soohyun demanded, his voice thundered across the room.

“Yeah! How can you get one when I can’t get one?” Dongho said, shooting daggers at Soohyun with his eyes.

“Don’t get your panties in a bunch,”Kevin snapped, his American tone popped up. “It’s a temporary tattoo.”

“A temporary tattoo? How and when did you get that?” Hoon asked, making full use of his position as the mum of the group.

“Kevin’s sis got him a tattoo pen and I drew it on him last night.” Eli said, making himself a cup of coffee.

“You drew a tattoo? On Kevin?” Hoon queried.

“Hey, I can’t even buy anything online without him breathing down my neck. He owns me.” Eli grunted.

“Kevin, you can’t go out in public like that!” Soohyun said.

“I know, but who’s gonna see? We only have rehearsals and interviews today. If I want I’ll just wear a scarf.”

"A scarf in the summer?" Kiseop asked.

“Whatever. Besides if anyone asks I’ll just tell them it’s temporary. What’s the harm in that? In two weeks it’ll be gone.” Kevin said, shrugging his shoulders carelessly. Aj leaned forward to look at his new tattoo. “Wow, Eli your butterfly is beautiful. You are quite the artist.”

“Hyung, can I have a temporary tattoo? Since I can’t have a real one…”Dongho glared at Soohyun again. Soohyun pretended not to see it and continue with his meal. Kevin nodded his head.

The day ended and still Soohyun and Dongho avoided each other like the plague. Dongho confessed that he was still sore at Soohyun for not allowing him to get a tattoo. He couldn’t see what the big deal is.

“I mean, I’m not asking for a whole body tattoo. Even a small one will be fine.” Dongho whined as Kevin drew a tiny pattern on his forearm using the tattoo pen.

“Be understanding. He’s our hyung and he’s just looking out for us.” Kevin coaxed.

“Well he’s impossible. He never lets me do anything. I’m not a baby anymore.” Dongho whined.

“He has his reasons. Why don’t you try reasoning with him instead of arguing?” Kevin rubbed the tip of the pen on a tissue. “There, your temporary tattoo is all done.”

Dongho stood up to look in the mirror and was amazed at how pretty the tattoo was. “Hyung! You are the best! This is gorgeous!” He skipped out of the room to show Kiseop his new tattoo. Kevin smiled and looked at the pen. Hmm…I wonder what else I can draw…

Wish You Were Here

Author: sweettvxqfan 
Pairing: Yunho/Jaejoong 
Genre: romance, angst, song fic
Length: Oneshot 
Summary: Yunho and Jaejoong were so in love. Then one day it fell apart. Now time goes by, both parties wishing the other person was here...
A/N: I do not own anything, except the plot. I got the inspiration to write this when I heard Avril Lavigne's Wish You Were Here. There's a happy ending for sure!


I can be tough
I can be strong
But with you, it's not like that at all

There's a guy
who gives a shit
behind this wall
You've just walked through it


  ​Jaejoong stated, “A lot of time has passed. The time we’ve spent apart might have created misunderstandings, but as for us, a lot of that has passed. I just hope for us to all meet again. Yunho and Changmin appear in my dreams often. Once, all three of us dreamt of them at once.”

He continued, “I still don’t keep in contact with Yunho and Changmin. Please let us contact them.”


  Jaejoong remembered saying that during the "In Heaven" press conference. He held a strong face, resisting the tears that were hanging at the tip of his eyelids. He looked at the crowd, the sea of reporters staring back at him. He wanted to see one face. That face belongs to Jung Yunho.
 
  When they were in TVXQ, Jaejoong and Yunho were so in love. The world seemed to revolve around each other and nothing mattered. Then one day, Jaejoong left with Yoochun and Junsu. And since then, time seemed to have stood still. Jaejoong's crazy hallucinations got wilder and wilder, wishing, dreaming, imagining Yunho was beside him.

  Jaejoong caught sight of a face in the crowd. "Yunho?" Jaejoong went. The person bearing that face turned and walked away. Jaejoong got up and chased after the person, but that person had successfully avoided him. 

  "Hyung, are you okay?" Yoochun asked. Jaejoong's tears lingered on, waiting to come out.

  "I'm....okay..."he answered weakly.

  But Jaejoong wasn't okay. He never was.

And I remember all those crazy things you said
You left them running through my head
You're always there, you're everywhere
But right now I wish you were here.
All those crazy things we did
Didn't think about it, just went with it
You're always there, you're everywhere
But right now I wish you were here


  Yunho was prepping up backstage for the 2011 Hallyu Dream Concert. Stylists fussed all over him, the tv bursting with loud music.

  Yunho smiled. He thought of the times when the original TVXQ would prep for concerts. Yoochun and Changmin fooling around, or pulling Junsu's hair for fun. Jaejoong would be next to Yunho, waiting for him to be ready.

  His heart ached when he thought of Jaejoong. His beautiful lover....whom he hasn't seen for 2 years. The tv played JYJ's commercial for LG, and Yunho smiled.

  How are they doing,he thought.Seem to be doing well. Gosh Jae looks so thin......

  Yunho bit his lip. Jaejoong was smiling. The same smile he smiled whenever Yunho was there. Yunho used to smile back too.

  "Alright! You guys ready?" the manager asked, ushering Yunho and Changmin out. "Go out there and smile, Yunho! Don't be so morbid!"

  But Yunho couldn't. He didn't have a reason to smile anymore.

Damn, Damn, Damn,
What I'd do to have you
here, here, here
I wish you were here.
Damn, Damn, Damn
What I'd do to have you
near, near, near
I wish you were here.


  Jaejoong sat in his tub, painting circles on the edge with his hand. The usual soak in the tub has never felt so empty to him. He looked at his hands. They looked so....empty as well.

  Jaejoong got up and stared at himself in the mirror. He looked...empty. Jaejoong felt empty. He clutched the edge of the sink and a prayer chorused through his mind.

  Please. Let me see him again. Dear God...please.

  Jaejoong grabbed a towel to wipe his body. He stared at his naked reflection. He felt empty and he looked empty. He grabbed one of Yunho's old T-Shirts and put them on. He laid on his bed and snuggled under the duvet, pretending Yunho was there.

  It was a weak effort, but perhaps the pain will go away.

I love the way you are
It's who I am, don't have to try hard
We always say, say like it is
And the truth is that I really miss

All those crazy things you said
You left them running through my head
You're always there, you're everywhere
But right now I wish you were here.
All those crazy things we did
Didn't think about it, just went with it
You're always there, you're everywhere
But right now I wish you were here


  Poseidon was a grueling TV show. Although Yunho was honoured to be on the show, he had never been so physically tested and exhausted before.

  To be honest, his manager, including Changmin was shocked when he said he wanted to do Poseidon. He knew it was a tough show, and they were already so busy with other projects in Japan.... and still he wanted to sun around Korean Harbour and beat up bad guys.

  But there was method behind Yunho's madness. He wanted to feel pain. Physical pain that is. Because the physical pain is easier to handle than emotional pain. When the intense physical pain swallows him up, he'll stop thinking about Jaejoong. He'll stop dreaming about him, he'll stop missing him, stop missing his laugh, his kiss, his smile.

  There was a fail in his plan. It didn't make him stop loving Jaejoong. And Yunho didn't think anything could. This was why some people cut themselves. Physical pain is nothing compared to emotional pain.

  It was a good effort, but the pain didn't go away. It found it's way back.

Damn, Damn, Damn,
What I'd do to have you
here, here, here
I wish you were here.
Damn, Damn, Damn
What I'd do to have you
near, near, near
I wish you were here.


  Jaejoong knew that the lighting director of Protect The Boss worked on Poseidon. Jaejoong drove to the Poseidon site late at night. It was a big risk, but he wanted to see Yunho. Even a glimpse of him was enough.

  "Jaejoong-shi, what are you doing here?" The lighting director Mr.Lee greeted him when the car drove in.
  
  "Is Yunho here?" Jaejoong asked. Mr. Lee pointed inside the Korean Harbour. Jaejoong walked and bumped into an old friend, Choi Siwon.

  "Omo! Jaejoong!" Siwon exclaimed.

  "Siwon!" Jaejoong hugged Siwon tightly. He hadn't seen his fellow SM trainees for such a long time.

  "Yunho, is he here?" Jaejoong asked, his heart racing in anticipation.

  "I'm sorry hyung, you missed him. He just went...there he is, in that car!" Siwon pointed to a black sedan that was pulling out of it's parking spot and driving away. 

  Jaejoong dashed towards the car, but it was too late. Yunho's car had driven off. Jaejoong stared at the car, his body slumping towards the wall.

  Jaejoong went home. He sobbed and sobbed the whole night. Only one word escaped his mouth. Yunho....

  No, I don't wanna let go
I just wanna let you know
That I never wanna let go

(let go let go let go let go)

No, I don't wanna let go
I just wanna let you know
That I never wanna let go

(let go let go let go let go let go let go let go)


  Yunho sat in the car, massaging his aching leg. He was exhausted and in pain. His driver then spoke up, "Sir, just 10 minutes ago, I saw someone chasing our car."

  "Who?" Yunho asked.

  "A man. Black hair, t-shirt, jeans. He had a tattoo across his chest."

  Jaejoong...

  "Turn the car around!" Yunho ordered.

  "But sir..."

  "Now!!" Yunho barked angrily. The driver gulped and turned around. They drove back to the site of Poseidon and Yunho got off the car.

  "Siwon! Jaejoong...where is he?" Yunho asked, shaking Siwon's shoulders.

  "He....left."

  "What?" Yunho stared in disbelief.

  "You went off. He couldn't catch you. He left." Siwon uttered each word carefully. Yunho dropped his hands and turned around.

  He walked back to the car, tears falling. He sat in the car and sobbed. Only one word came out. Jaejoong...

Damn, Damn, Damn,
What I'd do to have you
here, here, here
I wish you were here (I wish you were)
Damn, Damn, Damn
What I'd do to have you
near, near, near
I wish you were here.


  Jaejoong was walking around town past midnight. He couldn't sleep.

  He paused at a corner of the road and took in the scenery around him. The air was crisp and cool, the scenery around that corner was achingly familiar.

  It was here at this corner that the Banjun Drama, Dangerous Love was shot. That infamous scene of Yunho confessing to Jaejoong was shot here. Even though Yunho's real life confession was much later, it was because of this scene that they realised they were in love with each other.

  Jaejoong smiled. He walked a little bit more and turned. He stood in this spot, leaning against the red phone booth, as Yunho confessed to him. There was no phone booth, as that was just a prop for the show, but he remembered that place well.

  He closed his eyes. Maybe when he opens his eyes, Yunho will appear.

Damn, Damn, Damn,
What I'd do to have you
here, here, here
I wish you were here.
Damn, Damn, Damn
What I'd do to have you
near, near, near
I wish you were here. 


  Jaejoong opened his eyes. A figure walked up to him. Jaejoong's eyes widen.

  His face frozen.

  The man of his dreams had appeared.

  "Yunho......" Jaejoong whispered.

  Yunho's eyes grew wet. He ran and hugged Jaejoong. His hands roamed all over, making sure he was not sure dreaming. "Jaejoong....." Yunho chanted.

  Jaejoong cried. He hugged Yunho and cried. Yunho looked into Jaejoong's beautiful eyes. Those eyes took him in and overwhelmed him, the same way they did years ago.

  "You....you were there....press conference." Jaejoong stuttered

  " Yes,Jaejoong....after all this time.....I've found you...." Yunho said softly.

  "Yunho...I love you."

  "I love you too Jaejoong. I always did." Yunho said, leaning to kiss him. The kiss overwhelmed the two boys, and they kissed like they have never kissed before. As night grew old, the boys stood there, kissing and feeling each other's warmth.

  The first time they kissed was to apologize, the second time was to make up, the third time was to start all over again.

  A new YunJae love story has started at the same place the old was created. Perhaps this new one will be even better.



A/N: To get the feel, I suggest you listen to the song first before reading this fic. When I read JYJ's press conference interview, it tore my heart, which inspired me to write this. I hope I did well! Pls comment! Too many silent readers here!!!


[FANFIC] Love (From The Eyes Of An Artist)

Author: sweettvxqfan 
Pairing: Yunho/Jaejoong 
Genre: romance, fluff 
Length: Oneshot 
Summary: Loving an artist is different. They have different ways of expressing their love, and if you don't believe that, just ask Kim Jaejoong.
A/N: I do not own anything, except the plot. I got the inspiration to write this while having my physics test...=.=. Hope you'll feel the love!!


  Kim Jaejoong is shy. He always have been. Working as an accountant in one of Seoul's largest companies, Jaejoong was what everybody called the nerdy one. He never went to clubs, never went to pubs, never drank, never smoked; his daily life comprises of waking up, going to work, going back home, read a book, sleep. 

  Jaejoong wasn't exactly Mr. Handsome either. Shy and introverted, his image told of that attitude as well. A pair of Harry Potter glasses on the bridge of his nose, same boring blue suit, with two pens in the pocket. A total bore.

  His colleagues liked him though. He was always very helpful and a good listener. However, not all of them are that nice. Some colleagues like to make fun of him and use him, just like how the bullies did in high school. For Jaejoong, times have never changed.

  His life took a turn went he went inside a gallery on his way home from work. Jung Yunho was Seoul's most vibrant and talented artist. His work covered the walls of Seoul's urban, ghetto-ish area. His art itself was loud, somewhat complex and full of emotion. Jaejoong had heard of his name and how his works sold for millions of dollars all over the world.

  Jaejoong went into the gallery, which was completely unlike him, and looked at the beautiful art work on the walls. Jaejoong stared at some of them. To him, it looked like a big pile of colours splashed together. It was complex and rather confusing. Jaejoong cringed his nose. Even I could do that, he thought.

  "Isn't it amazing?" A man said, walking next to him. He was tall, handsome and had the cutest mole on top of his lip. Jaejoong's heart skipped a beat.

  "Just feel the emotion behind the paintings. The pain, the joy, can you feel that?" the handsome man continued. He turned to look at Jaejoong. "Hello," he held out his hand. "I'm Jung Yunho."

  "H.......hi..."Jaejoong shyly said, shaking his hand. He wondered why his voice grew so small. Maybe it was because of Yunho's towering presence.

  "I take it you are not an art lover?" Yunho asked boldly. Jaejoong shook his head, "I'm trying to learn though."

  Yunho smiled, "Perhaps I can help you. Let me take you out tonight, and I guarantee you will learn to love art."

  "But Yunho-sshi, we've only just met." Jaejoong said.

  "As an artist, when I have inspiration, I must get down to work instantly, or i will lose it. I have the inspiration to take you out, would you want to discourage my next great work of art?" Yunho said, lips forming into a slightly sly smile.

  "Er....I guess not..."Jaejoong stammered.

  "Perfect. Give me your name and address, and I'll see you at 7p.m tonight."
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  Jaejoong combed the tangles out of his hair, his heart thumping in his chest, adrenaline rising high. He had never gone out on a date so quickly with a stranger before. He wasn't even sure he liked Yunho. Well, Yunho is tall and handsome and charming.....maybe he might change his mind.

  Jaejoong had flipped through his entire wardrobe to decide what to wear, and finally decided on a pair of jeans, a black top and his new sneakers. He also took away his glasses and put in contacts. He had those contacts for years, but never wore them. Until now.

  "Aren't you a beautiful work of art?" Yunho complimented when he came to pick him up. "Your parents must be the world's best sculptors to sculpt a beautiful person like you."

  "Oh...Yunho.." Jaejoong blushed madly. Yunho handed over a large painting and said "This is for you."

  "Oh my!" Jaejoong exclaimed when he saw the painting. Normal people get flowers for their dates, but Yunho had drawn a picture of himself holding a bouquet of red roses.

  "Flowers wilt and die. This one will last forever." Yunho said. Jaejoong admired the painting. It was incredibly gorgeous and very life-like.

  "If you think I'm a good artist, you should see me as a date." Yunho whispered in Jaejoong's ear, making Jaejoong shiver in pure excitement and anticipation. Yunho took Jaejoong's hands and pulled him out for the night of his life.
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  Yunho was right. He proved to be romantic and charming. The date started with a special guided tour of the gallery, with Yunho explaining his inspirations behind every work of art, then dinner, then a walk along the Seoul harbour.

  All through the night Yunho never forgot to compliment Jaejoong's beauty, and more importantly, to get Jaejoong to talk. He asked Jaejoong questions like where he came from, what he did, to try and get Jaejoong to open up.

  "You are the oyster, and your heart is the pearl. I just want to open you up to see how beautiful the inside is." Yunho told him. Jaejoong blushed again and began to tell him more about himself. Jaejoong felt like he'd been blushing all throughout the date. Yunho really knew how to do that to him.

  The next morning all Jaejoong could think about was how wonderful the date was and how he wanted to see Yunho again. He went to work feeling much more happier and great about himself. He hummed to himself when he did work and his colleague, Shim Changmin stared at him in amazement.

  "Hyung, what happened to you?" he asked, looking at Jaejoong from top to toe. "You look like you've just won the lottery."

  "I certainly feel that way." Jaejoong said, humming a happy tune. Changmin smiled, "Ah, you must be in love."

  "Perhaps I am." Jaejoong smiled. "What's his name?" Changmin asked.

  "Not going to tell you~" Jaejoong sang while walking back to his office. Changmin sighed. It was worth a shot,he thought.
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  Yunho walked to the front desk of the company. One of the receptionist went, "Hello, how may I.....OH MY GOD!!! You're Jung Yunho the artist!!"

  "Charmed." Yunho said, tipping his hat. "I came to meet the most beautiful person in the world."

  "Er...who may that be?" The receptionist asked.

  "He has black hair, beautiful eyes, and the brightest smile I have ever seen. His heart is so pure, his soul more beautiful than all the diamonds in the world." Yunho said, eyes shining brightly.

  "Um...could you be a bit more specific?" The receptionist asked.

  "Isn't it obvious enough? There's only one person here with that kind of unparalleled beauty." Yunho replied.

  "Er....I'll see what I can do...." The receptionist couldn't do much. She went to every office and every department and announced that "Jung Yunho is looking for someone he calls the most beautiful person in the world."

  Lots of girls and lots of men went down to see him, all of which Yunho simply scoffed and said, "No, you are not the one." Everyone was curious. Who was he talking about?

  Jaejoong looked up from his desk to see some of his female colleagues rushing downstairs. "What's wrong?" he asked.

  "There's a gorgeous guy downstairs looking for the most beautiful person in the world!" One of them answered.

  "Well who's that?" Jaejoong asked. "Could be anyone! Let's go!" The girls pulled him and they rushed downstairs.

  "I SEE HIM! The most beautiful person in the world!" Jaejoong heard a voice called out as he arrived at the lobby. Suddenly, all eyes were on him and he looked up to see Yunho smiling at him and walking over with open arms.

  "Jaejoong!" He hugged Jaejoong tightly. Jaejoong looked at him in shock, "What are you doing here?"
  
  "I already told you, I'm looking for the most beautiful person in the world, and now, I have found him."Yunho said. The crowd murmured in disbelief. Jaejoong the nerd is Yunho's most beautiful person in the world? How could this be?

  "Yunho, stop...it's embarrassing..." Jaejoong said, ears turning red in embarrassment. Yunho took Jaejoong's hand, kissed it and tipped his hat. "Thank you for helping me find him everyone!" he pulled Jaejoong's hand  and said, "Let's go for lunch.". Jaejoong smiled as he heard the girls behind him go, "How romantic!"
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  Yunho has always been very frank and open about his love life and did not hesitate in being random about it too. One day, Yunho took Jaejoong to the park. Jaejoong sighed while holding onto his hand going, "It feels like a fairy tale."

  Yunho then swept Jaejoong up and carried him bridal style as they walked through the park. "Ah! Yunho! Put me down!"

  "So what?" Yunho said.

  "It's embarrassing.....everybody's looking at us."Jaejoong said, burying his face into Yunho's chest.
  
  "Let them see. I want them to see just how much I love you, and that I am your beloved prince charming." Yunho replied. The other people in the park stared at them. The girls giggled, the old people shook their heads and the kids ignored them. Yunho eventually set Jaejoong down, but not before yelling out, "I LOVE KIM JAEJOONG!!"

  "Yunho! Stop it!!" Jaejoong said, turning into a tomato. Yunho pinched his cheeks, "You are so cute when you blush." and continued yelling "I LOVE KIM JAEJOONG!!"

  "Yunho, stop it!!" Jaejoong said. Yunho turned to him and said, "Kiss me, and I'll stop yelling."

  "What? Here?" Jaejoong looked around to see people staring at them. He wanted to dig a hole and bury his head from embarrassment and incredible shyness.

  "Would you prefer my yells then?" Yunho said. Jaejoong took a deep breath and leaned closer. Yunho didn't even hesitate and grabbed Jaejoong as he crashed into his lips.

  Jaejoong felt like he was flying. Fireworks erupted, the heat invaded him and his heart thumped harder than an Indian tom-tom. Yunho's  lips was so sweet and he tilted his mouth to get more contact. Yunho was so good, his tongue tasting every inch of Jaejoong's mouth. The couple continued kissing, as the sunset rays shone upon them.
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  The next few months was phenomenal for Jaejoong. He felt like he was reborn from the dead. Yunho was so romantic and expressive. Jaejoong was on cloud 9 every time they were together and every kiss made Jaejoong want more and more. His colleagues noticed the change in his attitude. He was friendlier,happier, and bolder. He even stood up to those colleagues who made fun of him. Changmin couldn't be prouder of his friend.

  One night, Yunho and Jaejoong were walking along the empty streets of Seoul. There were no cars, shops were closed, and only the streetlights were on. Suddenly, Yunho pulled Jaejoong to the middle of the street and started dancing.

  "Yunho, what...."

  "Shush, can't you hear?"

  "Hear what?"

  "The music. Can't you hear? The trumpets playing, the violins humming..."

  "Yunho, I can't hear anything."

  "Not with your ears. Your heart. Listen to the music of love."

  Jaejoong looked at Yunho as their bodies swayed to the "music". The night fog rolling in the sky, the streetlights as their only light. As Jaejoong looked into Yunho's eyes, he began to hear it. The sweet music of love. The two of them danced and danced, even when there was no music, because all they ever needed was each other.
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  A year later, Yunho and Jaejoong were still very much in love with each other. Jaejoong had begun to understand Yunho's train of thoughts. The man was romantic and playful. He loved bright colours, and hid secret messages in his paintings behind the bright colours and confusing graphics. He loved puzzles and games, and every date with Yunho was like a game. The game of love.

  One day, Yunho took Jaejoong to see his new masterpiece; a huge graffiti mural on the busiest streets of Seoul.

  "Can you see what it means?" Yunho asked. Jaejoong stared at it for a very long time. It was like any other of Yunho's paintings. Bright and somewhat confusing.

  Jaejoong squinted, he began to spot letters. Letters were forming in the artwork. "Jaejoong...."Jaejoong read the words aloud. "Will.....you....marry....me? What? Yunho...." Jaejoong turned to see Yunho bending down with a ring in his hand, on the busiest street in Seoul!!

  "Jaejoong, will you marry me?" Yunho asked again. Jaejoong clamped a hand to his mouth, tears forming in his eyes. "Oh Yunho...."

  "I know, this is sudden. I don't blame you if you need time. Always remember, my precious angel, that I am waiting for you." Yunho said, putting the box in his hand, as he started to walk away. Jaejoong stared at Yunho's figure as he walked away, hands clinging onto the box.
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  Two days later, Jaejoong was awarded Best Employee of The Year by his company. It was all due to his change in attitude that they awarded him. Jaejoong invited Yunho to the award's ceremony. As he got on stage, he started his speech.

  "Thank you so much for this amazing award. I could not have done it without the help of everyone present today. Especially, one in particular...."the crowd looked at Yunho and started giggling excitedly.

  "In reply to his question that he asked me two days ago. Yes Jung Yunho. I would love to marry you." Jaejoong announced over the speakers. The crowd rejoiced and Yunho rushed onstage and swept Jaejoong up. He kissed Jaejoong and held him tightly, the crowd rejoicing again and Changmin crying tears of joy.

  This time, Jaejoong didn't turn red and he didn't push Yunho away or tell him to stop. Life for him has changed and it has changed for the better. Life was perfect with Yunho the artist.
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  Months later, it was Yunho's turn to shine. His painting claimed top spot at the International Art's Awards.

  The painting was entitled, "LOVE", and features two boys kissing as they sunset rays shone on them.

  Jaejoong smiled whenever he saw that painting in the gallery. People would be in awe and wonder who are the two in the painting, but Jaejoong and Yunho would just smile at each other.

  That's what love does to you. It makes you feel.....loved, and according to Jaejoong, that's all that mattered.

A/N I'm trying to be romantic here, so I hope I did it! Pls comment!! 

  


[FANFIC] My Perverted Secret Admirer

My Perverted Secret Admirer

Author: sweettvxqfan 
Pairing: Yunho/Jaejoong 
Genre: Fluff/romance, crack, small mentions of sex 
Length: Oneshot 
Summary: Jaejoong is feeling very bothered. It seems as if there's someone that loves to pinch his ass all the time, but Jaejoong could never find the culprit. The culprit gets bolder day by day, and seems to be deeply in love with Jaejoong, even leaving little cards and roses. From pinches to gropes to roses left on his bed, Jaejoong is desperate to find out who his perverted secret admirer really is. 
Disclaimer: I wish i owned them.... 



It all started during one beautiful day in Bora Bora. 

Dong Band Shin Ki had gone to Bora Bora to film their newest music video 'Hi Ya Ya'. The 5 boys were super excited. It's the first time any of them had traveled to a tropical island and they were looking forward to sun, sand and most importantly, FUN. 

Jaejoong was in his chalet, leaning on the balcony. He was waching Changmin swim in the waters while Yoochun and Junsu were playing volleyball on the beach. Jaejoong wanted to take in the beauty of the beach before diving in, besides, he was in no rush at all. 

Then, something pinched his ass. 

Jaejoong immediately turned around to look for that perverted culprit, but no one was around. He went inside the chalet and searched for the culprit. No one at all. 

Maybe it was a crab, or just my imagination. 

He leaned down and saw Yunho swimming with Changmin. He yelled "YUNHO! Did you see anyone on my balcony?" 

Yunho shook his head and swam off. Jaejoong decided to ignore what just happened. 

It's just my imagination. 
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The next morning, Jaejoong woke up and found a seashell on his bedside table. Underneath the sea shell was a card. 

Dear Kim Jaejoong, 
You won't know who I am, but I have been secretly in love with you for a long time. You have the grace of an angel and skin so flawless girls all around the world would kill for. Your eyes are like glowing orbs that shine in complete darkness and your lips are undoubtedly the most beautiful ones the universe has ever seen. 
Your beauty mystifies me, from the way you cover your nose while you laugh to the way you stick out your tongue while you sing. 
I am in love with you, Kim Jaejoong. 
Your secret admirer. 
P.S Sorry for the pinch yesterday, but you have a fine ass. XD 


Jaejoong was in shock. No one had ever written something like this before for him. He was flattered and touched that someone had taken the time to notice him and all his little habits, (which he was really trying to change), and had been in love with him. However, it did bother him that this person pinched his ass yesterday and even complimented it! 

What a perverted secret admirer! 

Jaejoong was definitely intrigued. Just who is this person? He looked around and saw all his members fast asleep. Changmin was silently muttering, "Food....food..." in his sleep,(obviously he hadn't gotten over that delicious honey barbecued chicken wings the hotel staff did for him last night), Junsu was sleeping face down, his duck butt sticking high in the air, Yoochun was snoring loudly and Yunho was hugging Bambi. 

I don't think it's the members. 

Jaejoong stared at Yunho's peaceful face. Boy, if I could trade places with Bambi... 
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It happened again when the boys were in the airport, heading back to Korea. 

Jaejoong was talking to Yoochun and he felt the pinch again. He turned around and saw people moving all over the place in the busy airport, making it hard to pinpoint the culprit. Whoever he/she is, he/she is definitely following him, and is very good and running away after pinching him. 

"You okay?" Yoochun asked, looking at his distracted friend. 

"Yoochun, did you see anyone behind me?" 

"A few people passed by." 

"Anyone we know?" Jaejoong asked trying to narrow down the suspects. 

"Sure, our members and staff." 

Great. That makes 30 people. Jaejoong sighed deeply and walked off. When the group boarded the plane and took off, one of the air stewardess came to see him, with a glass of wine and a piece of chocolate cheese cake. 

"I didn't order this." Jaejoong said. 

"I know, but a young gentleman asked me to give this to you. It's all on him." 

Jaejoong stood up, "Where is he?" 

The air stewardess shook her head, "He has also asked me not to reveal his postion." She put the tray down and walked away. 

Jaejoong slumped back into his seat, staring at the cake. Chocolate cheese. His all-time favourite flavour. 

My secret admirer is a guy, and he knows my favourite treats. 

Jaejoong ate the cake and took a sip of wine. Having a secret admirer is really very fun. 
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However, it can get frustrating. 

Jaejoong's secret admirer pinched him at least once everyday, and everytime he did it was always in crowded situations. His secret admirer also left roses on his bed one day when the group came back late one night from activities. 

Everyday Jaejoong grew more and more intrigued by his secret admirer, and at the same time, he managed to narrow his list of possible admirers. Of course, there was one person Jaejoong really wished was secret admirer. Jung Yunho. 

Not that it was very likely, Yunho didn't seem like the kind of guy who would pinch someone's ass everyday or leave secret messages. He was the responsible leader, and didn't seem like he would waste his time doing something so futile. 

But then, Jaejoong's secret admirer started to get bolder. Instead of pinching, he would grope his ass! Jaejoong got the shock of his life when he was groped for the first time in the dressing room. He turned around and saw his make-up artist staring at him, "Ah! Ready for make-up?' 

"Did you...touch me?" 

The make-up artist screwed her face into a why-would-i expression and ignored him. Jaejoong looked around  and saw Yunho talking on the phone. 

Could it....Nah. No way. Not possible. 
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When the group returned home, another set of roses was left on his bed with a card. 

Dear Kim Jaejoong 
I saw you on stage today. You were gorgeous and charming as usual. I also saw you trip and fall backstage. Are you okay? Are you hurt? Please take care of yourself. It makes my heart bleed when you get hurt too. 
Love, your secret admirer. 
P.S Sorry if I startled you by groping. You would think I'm a pervert, but if you were as sexually frustrated as I was, you'd understand. XD. Perhaps you should get used to it. *evil, sleazy smile* 


That was the final straw. Jaejoong couldn't take it anymore. He had to find out who his secret admirer really was. The suspense is killing him. 
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It might not be as easy as he thinks it is. 

Dong Bang Shin Ki's schedule just got busier and busier, but Jaejoong was determined to find time and figure out who his secret admirer was. Everyday, a hand would grope his ass and everytime he looked around, he couldn't find him. Jaejoong was surrounded by tons of people everyday, and boy was he getiing frustrated. 

One day, Jaejoong decided to end it once and for all. 

His secret admirer always leave messages on his bed. This time he left one for his secret admirer. 

Dear Secret Admirer( whoever you are), 
I  am flattered by the attention that you have been showering on me. I love that you care and watch me, so thank you for your time and attention. 
As for the ass groping thing, I'm trying to get used to it. Maybe next time you should be a bit more bolder by kissing my neck eh? 
I'd like to see you try it. 
Kisses, 
Kim Jaejoong. 


Jaejoong left the card on the bed and prayed silently, hoping the trap he set would work. 
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Two days after the card was left on the bed, Jaejoong set the trap. He was in the dressing room and pretended to play with his phone. The dressing room was crowded as always, but if his guess was right, the secret admirer would turn up to either grope his ass or kiss his neck. Jaejoong hoped it was the latter. 

After five minutes, Jaejoong felt someone's breath on his neck. Once the soft pair of lips touched his neck, Jaejoong grabbed the arm of the culprit. Finally, I've got you! 

He turned around and dropped his jaw in shock. 

His secret admirer, is the one and only, Jung Yunho. 

"Yunho?" Jaejoong asked, eyes wide in shock. 

Yunho blushed furiously and tried to run, but Jaejoong gripped his wrist tightly. Then, their manager came in and said, "Come on! Dong Bang Shin Ki on stage! Now!" 

Jaejoong walked to the stage, then turned around to whisper to Yunho. "We need to talk when we get back." 
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Jaejoong went in the bathroom the minute he got home, and when he went into his room, Yunho was sitting there with another set of roses in his hands. 

Yunho blushed again. "I guess this is better than leaving a card." Jaejoong smiled and took the roses from him. 

"So it was you, wasn't it?" 

"Yes, it was." Yunho said, blushing an even deeper shade of red before continuing, "I was nervous, and didn't really have the guts to tell you." 

"How did you leave the cards and roses?" Jaejoong questioned. 

"Our manager hepled. He got the roses and the cards for me to write and he helped to leave it here while we were on our schedules." 

"Does anybody else know about this?" 

"Well, the other members know." 

"THEY KNOW?" Jaejoong stared in shock, he could not believe they knew and he didn't! 

"They helped to keep it a secret. I bribed Changmin with porn, Junsu with hitsumabushi and Yoochun with his CD collection." Yunho said. 

Jaejoong smiled and hugged the leader tightly, before planting a kiss in his cheek. "This the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me. Thank you." 

"Then, would you..." Yunho asked nervously. "Be my boyfriend?" 

"Of course!" Jaejoong kissed the leader on the lips, seeing a big, dopey smile forming on the leader's lips. "I've always loved you." 

"Really?" 

"Really." Jaejoong leaned in to kiss Yunho one more time as Yunho kissed back. Soon, the tongues starting entering each other's mouth, and Jaejoong felt two hands gropingboth of his buttcheeks. 

"You know, you touched my ass long enough. Wouldn't you like to touch somewhere else?" Jaejoong asked naughtily, removing Yunho's buttons one by one. 

"You're about to see a very perverted and horny side of me. Are you prepared for that?" Yunho smiled, pushing Jaejoong down on the bed. 

"I'm ready to see everything. And I mean, everything." Jaejoong replied, licking his lips and groping the bulge growing between Yunho's legs. 

The doors were shut and sounds of pure ecstasy flowed through the entire Dong Bang Shin Ki apatment. Outside the couple's love making room was Changmin, Junsu and Yoochun leaning and listeningly intently against the door. 

"We shouldn't be doing this." Junsu said. 

"I know, but they sound sooooo hot." Changmin purred sleazily. 

"Next time, remind me to install that video camera in this room." Yoochun said. 

"Only if you promise to get me a copy." Changmin said. 

"Deal." Changmin and Yoochun shook hands and the three snoopy members continued listening to the sounds that were gonna last the whole night. 


A/N Another old fic reposted....hope y'all dun mind...XD

[FANFIC] Ready For Take Off


[FANFIC] Ready For Take Off



Author: sweettvxqfan 

Pairing: Yunho/Jaejoong 

Genre: Fluff/romance,, slight angst 

Length: Oneshot 

Summary: Jung Yunho is a tall, handsome but lonely pilot. Kim Jaejoong
is a sweet, shy and also lonely air steward with a huge
crush on Yunho. On one particular flight to Paris, 
turbulence and a faulty cockpit door force the two to face each other. 

 Disclaimer: I wish i owned them.... 




"Will all passengers please be ready to board the plane..." The
flight hostess announced as the passengers line up and get ready to enter the
plane for Paris. It was a midnight flight from Seoul to Paris, and most of the
passengers were all sleepy and tired. 



"Ahnyeonghaseyo, welcome abroad." Kim Jaejoong repeated to all the
passengers boarding the plane. Some greeted him, some smiled at him, but most
of them just lazily nod their heads and yawned. Not that he could blame them,
it is tiring where travel is concern. 



Jaejoong looked behind him and saw Captain Jung Yunho talking to the co-pilot
Captain Kim Junsu. Captain Jung had one hand in his pocket the other combing
his hair as he nodded at something Captain Kim was saying. All Jaejoong could
do was stare. 



Stare at the pilot's long legs. 



Stare at the pilot's pouted lips. Sooooooo kissable 



Stare at the pilot's sexy hair. 



Oh god. I gotta snap
myself out of this!
 Jaejoong
mentally slapped himself. He wiped a little of his drool that was escaping from
his lips as he caught his colleague, Shim Changmin grinning at him. 



"What?" He asked. 



"As if you don't know. The drool speaks for itself." Changmin
smirked. 



"I was not drooling." Jaejoong snapped, wiping his lips conciously. 



"Yeah, and the moon turns blue at night. Seriously, you have had such a
huge crush on him, why don't you just talk to him?" 



"I did. But he only sees me as the air steward. Other than that, I'm
invisible." 



"In that case you should use your assets." 



"What assets?" 



"Are you kidding me?!" Changmin grabbed him and stared in the mirror,
looking at Jaejoong's reflection. "You've got the eyes, the lips, the
skin, the butt..." 



"What about my butt?" Jaejoong said, grasping his own butt
conciously. 



"You've got a nice butt. Everyone knows that. I mean, that's why you were
voted Sexiest Air Steward Alive!" 



It's true. Jaejoong is indeed one attractive man. From his deep, dark gorgeous
eyes, to pink lips, flawless skin and yes, incredible butt(according to
Changmin), Jaejoong was the target for many girls, and guys. It was normal for
Jaejoong to be hit on by female and male passengers. After all, who wouldn't? 



"You are an incredibly sexy man, but you're too shy. And I know all the
sexy noises you've been making everytime you're in the shower touching
yourself..." 



"What? How did you know?" 



"Hello, I'm not genius Changmin for nothing. I've been your roommate for
just as many times as you've had wet dreams about Yunho. Come on, I know
you." 



"Fine, but it's creepy to know that you listen to me when I'm in the
shower!" 



"Okay, next time don't be so loud!" Changmin exclaimed. "You
need to turn on that sexy charm. That little swigger you have in your walk that
makes your butt shake and things like that." 



"You think I should?" 



"Last I heard, Yunho hasn't had sex in years, and after so long, you think
he'd be sexually frustrated wouldn't you?" 



"I....I guess." 



"Trust me, if this works, the first person you are going to thank, is
little old me." Changmin grinned as he went to attend to another
passenger. Jaejoong stared at him as his thoughts processed in his mind. 



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"I'm going to take a nap." Captain Kim Junsu said, leaning back in
the pilot's chair. 



"So soon?" Yunho asked, looking at his co-pilot. 



"We have another 4 more hours to go, and everyone is asleep. I suppose I
should too." Junsu put on his eye masks and ear muffs. Before he dozed off
he went, "Don't interrupt me." 



"Yeah, like I'd wanna intrude on your beauty sleep." Yunho scoffed.
He switched on auto-pilot and leaned back as well. Pretty soon, Junsu was
snoring. Yunho tried whistling loudly, but Junsu didn't budge. Wow,
those ear muffs do work.
 



Yunho took off his pilot's cap as thoughts began drifting in his head. A
pilot's life is a lonely one. Ever since his last romance with another pilot
(who left him for yet another pilot), he'd never wanted to date again. Now he's
not so sure. 



He missed having someone to hug and kiss. He missed calling someone everyday
just to hear his voice, he missed doing things couples do. 



Then, there's Kim Jaejoong. 



Yunho had never known him personally, but they have had conversations before,
but only along the lines off "How's the weather?" "Crappy"
and things like that. 



Truth to be said, Yunho secretly admired the blonde beauty. He was a good air
steward, polite, friendly and efficient. Damn it, he was gorgeous too. Yunho
had never met a man as stunning as him. 



I wonder what he's doing.
Maybe I should go look for him, I don't have anything else to do.
 



Just then, the pilot's door opened. And in came the object of his thoughts,
Jaejoong. 



"Captain?" 



"Yes?" 



"Would you like some coffee?" 



"Sure." Yunho took the cup and sniffed the aroma of the coffee.
Jaejoong always made good coffee. 



"How are you today though?" Jaejoong asked politely. 



"Good, except for the nasty ache in my shoulders." 



"Do you need a massage?" Jaejoong put his hands on Yunho's shoulders
and started massaging them. Yunho moaned a little at the pressure but soon he
got comfortable. 



"Ah....that feels good...some more...." Yunho moaned sexily, and
Jaejoong pants felt really, really tight. Maybe it's time to turn on the sexy
charm.
 



"You like it, don't you?" Jaejoong purred a little. 



"Oh yes, I do.....more...." 



"Not so loud Captain, you might wake up Captain Junsu." 



"Screw him. With those ear muffs he can't hear a thing. More...." Yunho
moaned again. 



"As you wish Captain." Jaejoong tried to ignore the fact that his
cock is screaming at him for release and tried to focus on massaging. 



"Could you move a little lower?" Yunho asked and moved Jaejoong's
hands on top of his own chest. Jaejoong obeyed and massaged the top part of
Yunho's chest, with his mind screaming at him in glee saying, I'm
touching Yunho's CHEST!!!!!
 



"That's good....wow....you are good at this....ah...." 



"It's a talent of mine," Jaejoong whispered into the captain's ears.
With Jaejoong's hot breath in his ear, even Yunho's cock felt hard. Damn
it, he is sexy, and a good massager!




"That's......sexy...." Yunho slurred a little, not knowing what
he had just said. Jaejoong smiled a little and continued. After a few minutes,
he stopped and pulled away. Yunho snapped out of his massage trance
and went, "That's it?" 



"Is there any place else that is sore?" Jaejoong asked. 



"Now that you mention it, my right arm hurts." 



Before Jaejoong could do or say anything, suddenly the pilot's red light comes
on. 



"Oh dear, looks like some turbulence is coming." Yunho said, moving
to switch off auto pilot and guide the airplane. 



"I'd better go out and attend to the passengers." Jaejoong said,
trying to unlock the cockpit door. Jaejoong struggled with it, only to realise
the lock was stuck. He was stuck in the cockpit! 



"Oh no! Captain! The door is stuck!" Jaejoong cried. Yunho stepped
out to try it, but to no avail. He turned on the intercom and called for help. 



"Hello?" The other side of the intercom went. 



"Who's there?" 



"Shim Changmin. Who is it?" 



"It's Captain Jung. Kim Jaejoong is stuck here in the cockpit with
me." 



"HE IS?" An excited voice came out. "Er...I mean, he is?"
Changmin answered, lowering the tone of his voice. 



"YES! Get me out of here!" Jaejoong half screamed at the intercom. 



"Er....I'll try....it's gonna be a little difficult though...gotta attend
to the passengers first..." Changmin answered with a hint of sneakiness in
his voice. 



"Then get someone else to do it! HURRY UP!!!" This time Jaejoong
really screamed. 



"Ok. Be there in a jiffy." Then the intercom went off. 

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"Who was that?" An air stewardess asked Changmin. 



"Oh, the Captain. He says Kim Jaejoong is stuck inside there with
him." 



"Oh dear! We have to get them out!" 



"No worries, I'll get them." Changmin said, reassuring the air
stewardess. She nodded her head and walked off. Changmin grinned to himself and
thought, I'll get them out soon, when we land
in Paris.
 

............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ 



The airplane turbulence got worse. Soon the whole air craft was shaking up and
down. Captain Jung manuevered the air craft safely, while Jaejoong was merely
trying to retain his balance. 



Oh my god, I can't even
stand. Stupid Changmin. I will kill him!
 



Jaejoong moved to stand next to Yunho, and with another shake he lost his
balance and fell straight onto Yunho's lap! 



Yunho looked down at Jaejoong on his lap and the two held their gazes for a
minute. 



Wow....Jaejoong is sooooo
beautiful....
 



Yunho is sooo handsome
from here...
 




The aircraft shook just as Jaejoong was about to stand up and the two
crashed their lips into each other. 



For two seconds, Jaejoong couldn't breathe. His heart stopped, his brain froze
but his mind was as active as ever, screaming at him going Jung
Yunho is kissing you!!!
 



What should I do?? What
should I do??
 
Jaejoong
mentally asked his own mind. 



Kiss him back for god's
sake!!! What else can you do???
 



Jaejoong closed his eyes and kissed Yunho back. Yunho was taken by
surprise. When he crashed his lips into Jaejoong's, he was going to repel back.
But the softness of Jaejoong's lips and the sweetness in the kiss made him hold
on. Soon the two were kissing each other back, and Jaejoong had parted his lips
more to let Yunho in and his arms held onto Yunho's shoulders. The pilot
wrapped his own arms around Jaejoong's waist to steady the blonde air steward. 



Yunho had never had a kiss like that before. The sweetness in Jaejoong's mouth
was intoxicating, and he used his tongue a little to try and get a better
taste. Jaejoong let him and shivered a little when Yunho's tongue came in. The
kiss felt completely natural, like they were meant to kiss each other. 



"Yoo hoo, you can stop eating each other now." A voice broke the
romantic atmosphere. 



Yunho turned to see Junsu smiling at him. He quickly dropped his arms and
lifted Jaejoong from his lap. "What...what are you doing?' he asked. 



"I should ask you that. I woke up just as soon as turbulence was over and
saw you two kissing each other. Thank god I woke up too or else no one would
reset the plane back."



"Shit! I forgot!" In the haste of the kiss, Yunho had forgotten to
turn on the auto pilot mode back. Jaejoong looked down at his feet shyly, lips
still tingling from the kiss. 



"So....when did you two get together?" Junsu asked. Yunho looked down
at his hands and replied, "We didn't. It...that kiss was nothing." 



"Nothing? You sure?" Junsu asked. 



"Nothing. We're just colleagues. I'm the pilot, he's the air steward.
That's all." Yunho replied, hoping the conversation would end. 



Jaejoong on the other hand was about to burst into tears. Yunho had kissed him
back! He called him sexy! There was even some tongue action! He believed
for half a minute that maybe Yunho liked him too, now all his hopes crashed
down on the floor. He's just a lowly air steward, the handsome Jung Yunho had
never noticed him. That kiss to him was....nothing. 



Jaejoong turned to fumble with the cockpit door, then on the other side was
Changmin. 



"Hey! I'm here to get you out! We're about to land anyways, aren't
we?" Changmin said cheerfully but toned it down when he saw his friend's
already tear-stricken face. 



"Yes, we are about to land." Junsu said, nudging Yunho and the two
pilots focused on landing the aircraft. Jaejoong pulled Changmin and walked out
of the cockpit. 



"Jae...wait." Changmin pulled his friend back, and Jaejoong hurriedly
wiped his tears. 



"Is everything ok?" 



"No, it's not. I'm...." Jaejoong replied while sobbing. "I'm
nothing to Yunho...." 



"Aish...That jerk!" Changmin replied back, angry at the heartless
Captain who caused his dear friend to break into tears like that. "Forget
about Yunho. You don't need a man like that. When we land in Paris, we'll go
out together okay? I know you like French coffee with croissants." 



Jaejoong nodded as he wiped off his tears to face the passengers. An air
steward always has to smile, but all Jaejoong felt like doing was break into
tears and cry. 

.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. 



In Paris, Jaejoong had no mood to go out. He couldn't go anywhere without
thinking about what had happened in the cockpit. Him massaging Yunho, Yunho
calling him sexy, the kiss, and then Yunho's harsh words. Everytime he thought
of that, his tears fell. 



He was in the most romantic city in the world, but the last thing he felt was
romance. Changmin had tried to console and cajole him all day, but Jaejoong
refused to go out. He would just spend the whole day under the duvet covers in
the hotel, with the French TV blasting, in hopes of distracting him from any
thoughts of Yunho. He wouldn't even cook anymore, and when Jaejoong isn't
cooking, that's when you know something is horribly wrong with him. 



By the time dinner rolled around, Changmin was starving. He longed for some of
Jaejoong's specialities, but his friend had spent the whole day under the
duvet. Changmin had wanted to go up and punch the hell out of Yunho for hurting
his friend like that, but not only would he get in trouble with the airline
company, this resort to violence was not something Jaejoong would have wanted
either. 



"Jae, I'm going to get takeout. Do you want anything?" Changmin
asked. Jaejoong shook his head. Changmin sighed. I'm going to get food for him and force him to eat
after this.
 



"Then I'll go. Take care ok?" When Jaejoong didn't reply, Changmin
left the hotel room, sighing all the way down to the lobby. 

................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. 



Yunho wasn't feeling any better. He was consumed with guilt and longingness.
Longing for Jaejoong again. 



He remembered everything. Jaejoong massaging him, Jaejoong's lips against his,
Jaejoong's soft skin and beautiful eyes; he remembered it all. 



He had never felt so guilty before in his entire life. To kiss someone, then
deny the other person. Yunho's heart ached when he saw Jaejoong walked by him
without even saying anything to him in the French airport. Yunho walked around
the hotel room, scratching his head. 



Yunho had never felt this need for someone. He couldn't stop thinking about
Jaejoong, he couldn't stop wishing he could kiss him again, he also couldn't
stop praying that Jaejoong would forgive him and run into his arms. He stared
at the door the whole day, hoping Jaejoong would walk in. 


When the
clock struck nine at night, that's when he knew he had hurt Jaejoong. He had
hurt him so deeply, there was no way he would walk in.  His mind screaming
back at him in fury, Why did you say those words?! Look
at what you did you idiot! You just ruined your chance to love again! Now you
are going to be grow old all by yourself and live with 57 cats! Are you happy
with that?!
 



Yunho broke down in tears. He had just made the biggest mistake of his
life. He needed Jaejoong. HIs mind screamed at him again, For
god's sake, stop crying like a baby and get him you fool! You're supposed to be
a man, so man up and talk to him now!
 



"I can't...." Yunho muttered. He was so ashamed by what he had
done, he couldn't face Jaejoong. His mind screamed back saying, Yes
you can! Think about how your ex left you for another man! That's what happens
when you don't take the chance to go back and redo everything! If you don't
hurry, you'll lose him! He'll walk out of your life with a better boyfriend,
get married and live in Acapulco with 7 kids, while you're squirming away in
self pity in that tiny little ass-hole house in Seoul, wondering what you had
done wrong, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT???
 



Yunho had no idea why his mind was screaming to him about Jaejoong marrying
someone and having 7 kids in Acapulco but his mind was right. He grabbed his
jacket and walked out of the hotel room to fix what he had done wrong. 



He knocked onto Jaejoong's hotel door, and the blonde beauty, with a
tear-stricken face answered it. 



"Captain?" Jaejoong answered, wiping his tears away hastily. 



"Can I come in?" Yunho asked. Jaejoong nodded and let the pilot in.
Jaejoong sniffed and tried to wash his face, but before he could, the pilot
grabbed his arms and stepped closer to him. 



"We need to talk. It's about us." Yunho said. Jaejoong dipped his
head down and said, "I know. You're the pilot and I'm the air steward.
We're just colleagues and I know you've never noticed me. So, it's okay, I
won't bother you anymore." Jaejoong tried to smile, assuring he's okay.
"We'll just keep it professional from now on." 



"I don't want it to be professional, I don't want us to be just
colleagues. I want us to be together." Yunho said, holding onto Jaejoong. 



"But....I'm just a lowly air steward..." Jaejoong replied. 



"I don't care. I don't care whether you're a lowly air steward or not, I
just need you." Yunho held onto Jaejoong's hands  and looked into
those beautiful eyes and continued "I have never felt what I have felt
when we were in the cockpit. I lost my ex all because I couldn't take the
oppurtunity to be a man and face my feelings. I put my reputation before my
heart, and I lost. I don't want it to happen again. I could lose you, Jaejoong,
and that feeling scared me more than any other air craft mishap." 



Jaejoong stared at the Captain, eyes blinking in disbelief. The man of his
dreams is confessing to him. His mind was still trying to process it all. 



"Jaejoong, please forgive me. Forgive me for everything I had said."
Yunho gulped a little and gathered his guts to say the words he should have
said," I...I love you, Kim Jaejoong." 



Jaejoong felt like crying again. But instead of sad tears, he wanted to cry
happy tears. His dreams were coming true. He sniffed and said, "I...I love
you too Captain Jung. I always have." 



"Please, call me Yunho." Yunho said, and leaned in to kiss him. The
two lovers kissed again, with Jaejoong's arms around Yunho's neck and Yunho's
arms wrapped around Jaejoong's waist. The two clinged together as if the world
would end any minute and kissed the most passionate kiss the world has probably
ever seen. 



A few minutes later, Changmin walked into see the two lovers kissing in the
hotel room. Changmin smiled at the sweet sight and dropped the takeout packages
on the counter. Finally the lovers separated, but not before Yunho planted
another kiss on Jaejoong's forehead. 



"I suppose you have an appetite to eat now?" Changmin asked his
friend, who was smiling like an idiot. Jaejoong grabbed the takeout packages
and tossed it in the trash. "Forget takeout, I'm cooking tonight. Roast
pork for everyone!" 



"YES!!! MY BEST FRIEND IS BACK!!!" Changmin hollered in happiness and
hugged his newly-announced best friend. "I love you hyung!" 



"Hey, I'm still here." Yunho snapped pretending to be upset. Changmin
stuck his tongue out like a little child, "Whatever, I met him
first!" Yunho laughed at the childish sight. 



The three boys spent the night in the hotel room laughing and eating. Fibally,
when the clock struck twelve, Yunho pulled Jaejoong in for a the last kiss of
the day. 



"I love you Yunho." 



"I love you too, Jaejoong." Yunho replied, kissing him again. And
those four words were the words that will forever be repeated from Yunho's
mouth for the rest of his life. 



A/N: I was on the flight from Seoul back to Malaysia and got inspired to write
this. I thought I'd add a little bit of humor on Yunho's mind just to lighten the
mood. I hope it works. Pls comment! BTW, this is a repost of an old fic i did, and sorry fr the font mess up....


After 13 Years
Author: sweettvxqfan
Pairing: Yunho/Jaejoong, Yoochun/Junsu, Changmin/Kibum
Genre: Fluff/romance, mild smut
Length: Oneshot
Summary: After 13 years of being in a relationship, Yunho begins to worry as to whether or not his love life with Jaejoong was getting boring. Yoochun talked him into going shopping in a sex toy shop, in the end Yunho discovers that sex doesn't have to have a toy.
Disclaimer: I don't own them.... inspired by an episode off the sitcom Rules of Engagement.




" Uhh...Yunnie...move..."Jaejoong pleaded, while gripping Yunho's shoulders as Yunho struggled underneath him.

"Can't....too tight..."Yunho said, his entire body covered in sweat and cum. He struggled to pull out a little from Jaejoong's heat but Jaejoong's muscles were clenching around him tightly. Using more force, he thrust harder into Jaejoong, making the shorter man moan like mad.

"Yun...I gotta....ARGH!!!" Jaejoong screamed as his cum spilled out again and Yunho himself screamed as he emptied his seed inside of Jaejoong. He finally pulled himself out, and the couple slumped on the bed, tired but seriously on high.

"That was great." Jaejoong breathed. He snuggled up close to Yunho and tucked his head underneath Yunho's chin.

"Jaejoongie..."

"Yes?" Jaejoong replied, yawning a little.

"Doesn't this hurt?" Yunho asked. Jaejoong had been his steady boyfriend for 13 years, which meant hot sex like this one for 13 years. However, Yunho was always deeply concerned for a fact that Jaejoong spent 13 years being bottom, 13 years of being carressed and touched the same way, 13 years of not being able to walk the next day after sex, and 13 years of being fucked by the same guy. Not that he was accusing Jaejoong of cheating or anything, but he was always worried that his boo was getting tired of it.

"It will hurt in the morning." Jaejoong said, yawning a little more. Sex was tiring that's for sure.

"You're not...tired...of this?" Yunho asked.

"Why would I be?" Jaejoong answered and went off to sleep before Yunho could ask anything. Yunho sighed and hugged his boyfriend's body before falling asleep too.

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"Yoochun, what am I going to do?" Yunho asked as he met up with Yoochun at the local coffee shop. Yoochun had been Yunho's best friend for years and he always confided in Yoochun whenever he had a problem.

"I mean, it's been 13 years. I'm just worried that our sex life is a little damp and boring."

"I don't see how." Yoochun said, sipping hot cocoa.

"It is starting to get boring. I wanna do something for Jae that makes him feel that each round is different and erotic and he could always come back for more."

"You're doing that already. I always see Jaejoong coming back and looking for the same old cock to stick in his ass." Yoochun smirked.

"My cock is not old!" Yunho spat.

"Who knows? Have you seen the wrinkles?" Yoochun laughed. Yunho glared at him and he finally shut up.

"Seriously, do you have any ideas at all?" Yunho asked. "You and Junsu do it so often. What do you guys do to spice it all up?"

"You are asking me for my sex secret with Junsu?"

"Yeah."

"No way! That's kinda like revealing the formula for making an atomic bomb. No way, this secret if for me and my duck butt only."

"Oh come on! The secret to great sex is not exactly a strictly confidential government style if-you-spill-it-the SWAT-team will-come-after-you secret. Besides you owe me one for hooking you up with Junsu in the first place."

"Alright fine. Since you are my best friend and you did hook me up with Junsu and his great, fine piece of ass.."

"GET TO THE POINT!"

"Okay. You see this?" Yoochun pulled his shirt to reveal a hickey. A very large hickey.

"Oh my god! What a bite!" Yunho said, staring at the hickey in amazement.

"Junsu bit there last night while I was using my secret tool."

"What tool?" Yunho asked with utter interest.

"A prostate massager."

"A what?'

"Prostate massager."

"What the hell is that?"

"It's one of the great sex toys sold in Changmin's sex toy shop."

"Wait, you actually supported Changmin's sex toy shop?"

"What? He's a friend and he gives discounts!" Yoochun said. "You should check it out."

"A sex toy shop? I don't know..."

"Come on! Don't be a chicken! Sex is like travel. You gotta be adventurous and uh.. horny enough to try all of it."

"I don't see how.."

"Come on!"Yoochun grabbed Yunho's sleeve and walked out. "You gotta see this for yourself."
.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

A couple of miles down the block and the two men came to Changmin's sex toy shop called Intimate Seduction.

"Seriously? Intimate Seduction?" Yunho said, staring at the huge sign with a pair of black G-string panties on it.

"It was either that or Horny Seduction." Yoochun said, pulling his friend into the store. Yunho dropped his jaw at the sight of all the bras and panties and candy-looking things which he has never seen before. All of this is completely new to him.

"Changmin!" Yoochun called. Changmin reappeared from the doorway at the bottom of the stairs. His hair was a mess and his clothes looked like a cat scratched all the buttons off.

"What were you doing?" Yunho asked.

"Just....trying out some items." Changmin said, trying to hide all the plastic wrappers and covers behind him.

"Kibum is in there, isn't he?" Yoochun smirked pointing to the door. Changmin breathed in and out. He looked like he did a really quick round before coming out to greet them.

"Minnie..." an estranged moan came out from the behind the door, "I need to...."

"COMING!" Changmin said, opening the door and disappearing inside of it. Yunho shook his head as Yoochun let out a sigh.

"That sounds hot though." Yoochun said. Yunho nodded as Changmin reappeared.

"Sorry about that. Some...uh..new things are in and uh...I had to do uh....quality inspection." Changmin said.

"You are such a bad liar, you know." Yoochun said. He pointed to a stain of white on Changmin's milky blue shirt.

"Uh, I spilled milk on myself?" Changmin said, trying to cover the stain.

"Yeah. We all know whose milk it really is." Yunho said, rolling his eyes. Yunho looked a the row of toys and all the weird things with amazement. He took one and asked Yoochun, "How is this?"

"I had that. It's okay." Yoochun said. Yunho put it back and picked another one and Yoochun replied saying he had it too.

"This one?" Yunho asked, as he picked up a pink vibrator.

"Had it.

"This?" Yunho picked another toy.

"Had it."

"This?" Yunho selected yet another toy.

"Broke it."

Yunho and Changmin stared at him in utter disbelief. Yunho picked out another one, "This one says new and improved."

"Really?" Yoochun said, looking at it. "We'll see about that." He grabbed the toy and put it into the basket.

"Uh...Yunho what are you here for?" Changmin asked.

"Actually, I have no idea." Yunho said. "I have never, EVER been in a place like this so, I'm stumped."

"Well, we've got some interesting products here. Jaejoong will love it for sure." Changmin said, showing him around the shop.

"Gee, I don't know." Yunho said. He saw a mannequin wearing a very erotic maid's outfit and looked at the price tag.

"Are you serious? 49 bucks for a slutty maid outfit?" He asked in pure disbelief.

"Yeah, why?" Changmin asked.

"I can't believe you pay 49 bucks to see someone in this little clothing, then what happens if you want them naked? Double the price? I mean I get to see Jaejoong naked for free." Yunho said, scoffing at the price tag.

"You really are new to this, aren't you?" Changmin said

"Yeah." Yunho said. Changmin wrapped an arm around his friend and took him around the shop.
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After an agonizing 20 minutes inside that shop, Yunho finally left the shop with all sorts of sex toys and sex foods too, including edible underwear which Changmin highly recommends.

"Kibum still has that hickey on his groin when I ate it off him." he said.

Yunho was actually pretty embarrased to be seen leaving the shop. He quickly walked and took any chance he could to hide his package. By the time he got back, he was breathing in and out and was exhausted.

"Yun?" Jaejoong asked, watching his lover come back. "You okay? You like you're being chased by the Mafia or something."

"No, I'm okay." Yunho breathed.

"You got groceries?" Jaejoong asked, reaching for the brown paper bag Yunho was holding. Yunho tried to stop him, but was effectively blocked out by Jaejoong.

"Uh..."Yunho stuttered as Jaejoong looked inside the bag.

"Yun?"

"Yes?" Yunho replied.

"Why is there whipped cream in here that has a picture of someone's cock on it?"

"That's really just whipped cream flavoured lube." Yunho replied nervously.

"And why do we need whipped cream flavoured lube?" Jaejoong asked, eyeing Yunho's flustered face.

"Okay. I give up. Here's the deal," Yunho said. "I got it to help enhance our sex life."

"And since when do we need to enhance our sex life?" Jaejoong asked.

"Jae, sweetie. I'm worried. It's been 13 years, and all you ever did was be at the bottom. I was always worried that one day, you'd grow tired of the same way we have sex everytime, and eventually leave me." Yunho ran a hand through his hair sheepishly. "I thought you were bored."

"Yunho." Jaejoong hugged him tightly. "Yunho, that is so sweet to think for me like that. But I don't mind being bottom for 13 years."

"You don't?" Yunho asked.

"No." Jaejoong replied, touching his lover's face. "I do it because I love you. And all I ever want out of sex is for you to say 'I love you' and for you to just hold me and to feel you in me and all around me."

Jaejoong's hand ran down his lover's face to his neck as he wrapped it around Yunho's neck. "I don't love you just for sex anyways. I love you, Jung Yunho for being Jung Yunho, not Jung Yunho the crazy sex beast."

"But you do love Jung Yunho the crazy sex beast, right?" Yunho asked smiling at his boo.

"Of course! I love every side of you! I don't need any dumb old sex toy," Jaejoong said, kissing Yunho tenderly. "You're my little sex toy, Yunho." Jaejoong said as he nipped Yunho's bottom lip.

Yunho laughed as he kissed Jaejoong tenderly again. He was extremely happy right now, to hear that Jaejoong loved him for who he is. His eyes caught sight of that lonely brown paper bag.

"What are we going to do about that?" Yunho pointed to the bag. "Changmin's store has a very strict policy on returning goods."

"You supported Changmin's store?" Jaejoong asked in shocked.

"Yoochun did. Not me." Yunho said, holding up his hands in defense.

"I always knew that Yoochun and Changmin would be such perverts." Jaejoong said shaking his head.

"What do we do with all this anyways?" Yunho asked.

"Well...."Jaejoong said, peering into the bag. "It would be a waste to just throw all of this away."

"Yeah," Yunho smiled cheekily. "It would be, wouldn't it?"

"We could try some of it," Jaejoong said, grinning. "I'm sure you could find use for a whipped cream flavoured lube."

"I'm sure you could find a use for this plastic ring too," Yunho said, fishing out a ring big enough to slip over a ...you know.

"You have a lot of sex food in here, don't you?" Jaejoong said, emptying the contents of the bag.

"Check this out. Changmin recommended this. Edible underwear." Yunho said, taking out a box of frilly panties. He took one out and bit into the candy lace. "Yum, strawberry."

"This one here says cherry-chocolatey flavour." Jaejoong said, picking up another box. Yunho reached out for it, but Jaejoong blocked him. He looked at Yunho with a naughty glint in his eyes. "Do you want me to put it on first?" he asked cheekily.

"Yeah," Yunho said, wrapping his arms around Jaejoong's slim waist. "Cum-and-cherry-plus-chocolate flavoured panties sound yummy."

Jaejoong grabbed the brown bag as the couple dashed into the bed room. Within few minutes, the neighbours could hear sounds like, "Ah....Yunnie....", "Yum, Jaejoong you taste sooo good," and a bunch of other erotic sounds coming out.

The next door neighbour's wife shook her head. "Honey, the neighbours are at it again."

Her husband shrugged his shoulders, "You should be glad for them. They have a better sex life than we do."

"How do they get any sleep?"

"It's any wonder they get any at all. We didn't."

"How can you with all the noises they make?" The wife said, pouring herself a cup of water.

"Damn it, they sound hot getting at it though." The husband admitted. The wife simply slapped the back of her husband's head, as the old couple stuffed in some cotton between their ears and closed the windows, ignoring the erotic noises of the 13 year couple, Yunho and Jaejoong.

A/N This is a repost of my old fic, fr those who might not have read it before...enjoy!!!comments are loved!!